How to Make Your Cum Taste Better, According to Reddit Flavor Hackers

What flavours are served?

Truffle: Black truffle taste? Genius. If the cum tastes like that, you are one of the lucky ones whose cum is in high demand.

Oysters: Slightly salty in taste like an oyster? Many describe cum with this taste. Not everyone likes them, because the taste of oysters takes getting used to. But those who like the delicacy will love this cum taste. Sometimes also with a salty seaweed note.

Nutty: Mild and with a slightly nutty note. This cum will also taste good to you. A diet low in milk and meat helps to create this taste.

Expired sour cream: Have you eaten too many dairy products? Then an Ayran-like consistency and a sour, unpleasant milk taste could be the result.

Detergents: Does cum taste like soap or chlorine? This bitter aroma is often caused by too much meat and fish consumption. Less of it helps to create a more pleasant taste of sperm.

Rubber: You first use a condom for a blow job, by just before the cum gets into your mouth, you remove it? Then the rubber aroma can still be present in your mouth.

Coins: Does the cum taste like metal? Then spices, garlic and onions are a reason for the unpleasant taste. Just eat less of it next time.

Salty mushrooms: Slimy and salty mushrooms, sperm can also taste like this. The consistency is caused by the consumption of many carbohydrate-containing foods. Less of it makes the consistency much more pleasant.

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So, just how do you make your semen taste good?

Be healthy.

Seriously, it really is that simple. Men who are healthy, who eat a healthy diet of mostly organic foods, drink mostly purified water as their preferred beverage, and do not smoke tend to have sweeter-tasting semen.

The men I’ve spoken with over the years incorporate low-sugar fruits into their diet to sweeten their semen, while also avoiding dishes laden with garlic, onions, and other sulphuric foods. They also limit alcohol and caffeine, and they don’t smoke.

The irony is that removing refined sugar from your diet can make your cum taste sweeter. Adding in low-sugar fruits, such as apples, pears, peaches, pomegranate, and berries, can help, too; and “vegetables” such as avocados and cucumbers are actually fruits that are very healthy for you. I think these low-sugar fruits affect the semen flavor possibly because these natural foods also offer many vitamins and nutrients that assist your body’s overall health and immune system.

Citrus fruits are not recommended, however, except for lemon juice. The men I’ve talked with avoid oranges, as they each noticed that oranges and/or orange juice brought back the bitter flavor to their semen. Lemon juice is actually alkalizing on the body, so if you drink lemon water to assist digestion, there’s no reason to stop.

I don’t have any personal anecdotes on apple cider vinegar, but ACV is so great for the body, keep using it as you normally do until you’ve removed all other factors making your semen taste bad. If your cum still tastes bitter, omit ACV for a couple of weeks and see what happens to the flavor of your semen.

Watermelon and beets can also improve the tastiness of your cum while their nitric oxide content improves your arteries’ health, potentially increasing the size and duration of your erections.

From my own sexperience as an oral aficionado, I can honestly say that the best semen I have ever tasted was with an intact man who was very healthy. I could drink buckets of his cum.

Avoid The Bad Stuff

By the “bad stuff”, I mean the Big 3: Booze, Cigarettes, Drugs.

Besides the obvious benefits (like, I don’t know, living a healthy life?) quitting these vices will have a monumental impact on the taste of your sperm.

Now, obviously, that will not immediately improve. You can’t expect to quit drinking one day and by tomorrow to have a sweet, sugary sperm. It doesn’t work like that.

But, if you quit (and stay off the vices) you can expect to see the difference in a matter of weeks. Apply other tips of advice from this article and it may be even sooner.

Bonus tip: One other thing you want to avoid is…coffee. Yeah, this will shock almost every Starbucks visitor, but coffee (while tasting delicious) is not really good for your sperm taste.

Caffeine in the coffee makes your sperm taste bitter, which is the opposite of what we want.

And how many girls you know want to swallow sperm when it’s bitter? That’s right – pretty much none.

Drink A Lot Of Water

Since sperm is basically 96% water, it makes sense that drinking plenty of water will make your sperm taste better.

But it’s more than that. Water purifies you and cleanses your body of toxins you consume when you eat fast food, drink booze, etc. Drinking ample amounts of water act as sort of a big flush that rejuvenates and replenishes your body.

Not only that but drinking copious amounts of water will also boost your sperm volume, meaning you will be able to shoot more sperm each time you ejaculate.

(Want to learn how to shoot a bigger load? I mention 3 tips porn stars use to blast away at the end of a scene.)The great thing about drinking water is that it’ll

The great thing about drinking water is that it’ll help your mind and body grow, too. Your brain is actually 75% water.

You know when you get a hangover, and your head hurts? That’s because your body is so dehydrated that it pulls water from your head. The more hydrated you are, the better you’ll think.

On top of that, dehydration can cause you to have erection problems like premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. When you’re dehydrated, your body goes into “fight or flight” mode, when it only uses the systems that are necessary for survival. Unfortunately having an erection is not technically necessary, so your body will shut down and stop you from having good sex.

Now, just how much water should you drink?

Anything less than a gallon a day is unacceptable. That may seem like much, but it’s really not when you break it down and drink a glass or two of water every hour or so.

There are plenty of free apps that allow you to monitor your water intake and remind you when to drink water. Download any one of them and you’re good to go.

What I like to do, so I don’t have to use an app, is to leave a glass of water right by my sink. Whenever I walk by, I tell myself to chug a glass of water and keep moving on with my day. This trains me to drink water without even thinking about it.

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Things That Can Make Your Semen Taste Better

All’s not lost, though: there are lots of foods that can make your semen taste much better, so maybe keep them in mind at dinner. A general rule is that if it’s something that’s very good for your health, it’s probably going to benefit you in other areas as well. If it’s something that’s not good for your health, it’ll probably have related drawbacks to keep in mind. Always also remember that scent and taste are super related.

Sweeteners

“Cinnamon, wheatgrass, parsley, lemon and peppermint have all been shown to sweeten the taste of semen,” says House. Naturally sugary foods (not cookies and brownies) including pineapple, plums, kiwis, and blueberries make your taste tastier. Stock up on that pineapple juice now.

Cranberries

The tart fruit does the opposite with your semen and in fact helps to balance pH levels, which improves your semen, says House. So if you are going to have that cocktail, maybe make it a cranberry juice and vodka, high on the cranberry, low on the vodka.

Celery

This vegetable is high in Vitamin C and helps flush some of the salty semen flavor out. Plus it’s said to be a negative calorie food: It takes more calories to digest it than it contains, making it a great choice to stock up on.

Enhancers

And we don’t mean adding some cinnamon or mint to your water (which actually will help) – but rather products like this that promise to enhance the taste of your releases. Actually, we’re kidding. It’s doubtful this works.   You can also change the taste of your semen by drinking more water. “Alkalizing the body with things like wheatgrass shots, parsley, peppermint, and lemon can all help make your semen taste better. Pineapple juice and eating more fruits like apples, plums, cherries and blueberries can also help sweeten things up,” says Hall. As hydration is great for endurance and feeling your best, this is always a great idea.

2. Alcohol, cigarettes coffee

As far as alcohol and cigarettes go, it’s generally agreed that they’re not good for you anyway, am I right? And while a coffee a day is not a negative for most people, abusing any of these three commonly consumed substances can make his cum taste really bitter, pungent, or sour—in addition to causing smellier sweat. Although evidence is largely anecdotal, hard liquor is said to have more of an impact on the flavor of his cum than beer or wine does, and as far as caffeine goes, some recommend avoiding it for just a few hours before going down on each other. As an aside, alcohol has been shown to have a negative effect on your sperm motility, quality, and quantity, while smoking cigarettes can adversely affect male fertility. Hot tip: if you share some of these habits, try cutting down or eliminating the worst offender together. And, y’know, replace it with sex.

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